My mom forced me to look through my brother's maths homework today. It was awful, like really shaowei-failing-maths awful.
Me: You are going to clean toilets at the rate your are going
Bro: Einstein was retarded when he was a kid
Me: WTF?!
Evidently, they learned that from their chinese text, which really disturbs me, then again its Singapore's screwed up education system. (The Lee spies will probably come to me with a pointy reckoning for this).
To clear this up, Einstein IS A FREAKING GENIUS, EVEN WHEN HE WAS A KID. HE WAS earning his math PHD when we were screwing around with trigo. The only thing retarded about him is his hair, so there.
BTW, I was also misguided into thinking that Benjamin Franklin discovered electricty when his kite conuducted a whole damn ligtning bolt to him. That is freaking stupid and untrue. Lightning fucking kills you. Period. I heard that the origins of this myth was a disney cartoon.
Well, I guess textbooks pretty much publishes anything that our gullible citizens believe to be true ( thank god for KI). When the Lee Danasty finally declares themselves to be dictators for life, the textbooks will probably say that MM Lee discovered SIngapore with his slaves, Raffles and David Marshall.
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