Extreme philosophers spell connexions with an "x"

Promos are coming but now is the freaking holidays. So suck it, books.

- Some random thoughts I had -

Fade in

Batman and Robin stand in front of 1000 ninjas

Robin : This hardly seems fair...

Batman(smug) : yep. They don't stand a chance.

That will be an awesome scene if batman was directed by quentin tarantino.


- Weird observation of lasers-

we all know how lasers defy physics in movies but none of the lasers 2day are as mindblowing as those in 70s cartoons.

In those days, everything fired lasers. Dinosaurs had horns that fired laser, vampires fire lasers from their eyes and teeth, even lasers fire lasers. It was teh ultimate phallic symbol, unless fired from vaginas, then the writers must have been fairly confused. Travelling slower than human running speed, they always find a intrinsic homing system on indestructible character and weird shit happens

Typical scene:

Laser hit some Ironman
It bounces back, hits a chandelier, which falls and traps the villian, resulting in some twirling stars ( which looked like lasers)

Villian dressed in black or purple to denote his villiany or gayness: Why the fuck did that happen?!

Laser: Because I can!


Well, Hope to watch at least 1 good movie this holiday.