Friday, March 26, 2010

For the one with the green silver smile

Midas' silver smile

Half a eternity of pain
For a eternity of bliss
A devil’s deal it was
I made

Burning hemp wagon
Shackled to my neck
I chased the smoky dragons
Drifting, drifting
To the cloud kingdom

A puff of green smoke
Disappearing faster than she appeared
Leaving only the Cheshire smile
Leaving me hungry
Forever

What was I thinking?
I wasn’t -
Only hoping
Against hope
That half an eternity will come to pass

For eternity was in her smile
All I ever wanted
Was that eternity of bliss
For half a eternity of pain



Blocks are over, but the weight was never lifted. Well, at least I threw away the little rocks over it. Also, I realised our uniforms are flammable.

Max: A box of matches!
Benjy and zeyu: Light up our uniforms. THEY CANT BURN!
-They do burn-
Benjy and Zeyu: Who knew fire goes through cloth
Max: Everything...burns
- Batman comes in and punches Max out -

This would be better in xkcd format

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Look at all the pretty dashes

They are shapeless -
ly beautiful
Slip -
Ing through my fingers

The blood stain looks - out of place -
So I let it stay -
on like redhot lipstick on -
crumpled faces of -
your mother -

Fucker
Burn those photographs -
Deep -
Into my retinas



Alright, that released some of my stupid teenage angst. Now I wish for a fully black 3-piece suit. I mean, imagine your most awesome moment. Now imagine yourself in that moment with a perfect suit (If you were alrdy in a suit, imagine yourself in a batsuit).

Some things that will sound much cooler in a suit:

1. Go to any random alley and look for a shady meeting. Hide in the shadows and emerge right before they begin to disperse and say,
"Not before I get my cut!"

2. Go to a church at around midnight and position yourself where the light from the crack of the door would hit 1/2 of your face. Wait for someone to come in and say
"I've been expecting you"


3. Go to a common meeting place ground on a day such as Valentines or New Year. Approach a folorn looking girl, preferably looking at her watch and say solemnly,
"He's not coming"

4.Go to Mac's and ask for a free meal and wait for the cashier to say, "Do you seriously expect ...." and say,
"No, Mr.(NAME TAG), I expect you to die"

5.Go to all those suitless peeps and shout "SUIT UP!" (or if you are in a Batsuit, "I'm Batman")

Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for death, penile malfunction, Aids or possible superpowers from following the above instructions. YOUR SUIT WAS SIMPLY NOT AWESOME ENOUGH!