Ourselves concealed behind ourselves
We cherish and fear our inner chambers
Freely imprisoning our own wretched ghosts
Who gaze blankly
As we fall
rolling down an MC.Escher stairwell
Haunted by
Schrodinger's top
Frozen in perpetual motion
Careless to its whirl of de-&-inception
Leav-......
Note to self - write an abridged script to make fun of movie
How can you have memes as a theme and not have lolcats and rickrolls popping up randomly in the dreamscapes.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
For the one with the green silver smile
Midas' silver smile
Half a eternity of pain
For a eternity of bliss
A devil’s deal it was
I made
Burning hemp wagon
Shackled to my neck
I chased the smoky dragons
Drifting, drifting
To the cloud kingdom
A puff of green smoke
Disappearing faster than she appeared
Leaving only the Cheshire smile
Leaving me hungry
Forever
What was I thinking?
I wasn’t -
Only hoping
Against hope
That half an eternity will come to pass
For eternity was in her smile
All I ever wanted
Was that eternity of bliss
For half a eternity of pain
Blocks are over, but the weight was never lifted. Well, at least I threw away the little rocks over it. Also, I realised our uniforms are flammable.
Max: A box of matches!
Benjy and zeyu: Light up our uniforms. THEY CANT BURN!
-They do burn-
Benjy and Zeyu: Who knew fire goes through cloth
Max: Everything...burns
- Batman comes in and punches Max out -
This would be better in xkcd format
Half a eternity of pain
For a eternity of bliss
A devil’s deal it was
I made
Burning hemp wagon
Shackled to my neck
I chased the smoky dragons
Drifting, drifting
To the cloud kingdom
A puff of green smoke
Disappearing faster than she appeared
Leaving only the Cheshire smile
Leaving me hungry
Forever
What was I thinking?
I wasn’t -
Only hoping
Against hope
That half an eternity will come to pass
For eternity was in her smile
All I ever wanted
Was that eternity of bliss
For half a eternity of pain
Blocks are over, but the weight was never lifted. Well, at least I threw away the little rocks over it. Also, I realised our uniforms are flammable.
Max: A box of matches!
Benjy and zeyu: Light up our uniforms. THEY CANT BURN!
-They do burn-
Benjy and Zeyu: Who knew fire goes through cloth
Max: Everything...burns
- Batman comes in and punches Max out -
This would be better in xkcd format
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Look at all the pretty dashes
They are shapeless -
ly beautiful
Slip -
Ing through my fingers
The blood stain looks - out of place -
So I let it stay -
on like redhot lipstick on -
crumpled faces of -
your mother -
Fucker
Burn those photographs -
Deep -
Into my retinas
Alright, that released some of my stupid teenage angst. Now I wish for a fully black 3-piece suit. I mean, imagine your most awesome moment. Now imagine yourself in that moment with a perfect suit (If you were alrdy in a suit, imagine yourself in a batsuit).
Some things that will sound much cooler in a suit:
1. Go to any random alley and look for a shady meeting. Hide in the shadows and emerge right before they begin to disperse and say,
"Not before I get my cut!"
2. Go to a church at around midnight and position yourself where the light from the crack of the door would hit 1/2 of your face. Wait for someone to come in and say
"I've been expecting you"
3. Go to a common meeting place ground on a day such as Valentines or New Year. Approach a folorn looking girl, preferably looking at her watch and say solemnly,
"He's not coming"
4.Go to Mac's and ask for a free meal and wait for the cashier to say, "Do you seriously expect ...." and say,
"No, Mr.(NAME TAG), I expect you to die"
5.Go to all those suitless peeps and shout "SUIT UP!" (or if you are in a Batsuit, "I'm Batman")
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for death, penile malfunction, Aids or possible superpowers from following the above instructions. YOUR SUIT WAS SIMPLY NOT AWESOME ENOUGH!
ly beautiful
Slip -
Ing through my fingers
The blood stain looks - out of place -
So I let it stay -
on like redhot lipstick on -
crumpled faces of -
your mother -
Fucker
Burn those photographs -
Deep -
Into my retinas
Alright, that released some of my stupid teenage angst. Now I wish for a fully black 3-piece suit. I mean, imagine your most awesome moment. Now imagine yourself in that moment with a perfect suit (If you were alrdy in a suit, imagine yourself in a batsuit).
Some things that will sound much cooler in a suit:
1. Go to any random alley and look for a shady meeting. Hide in the shadows and emerge right before they begin to disperse and say,
"Not before I get my cut!"
2. Go to a church at around midnight and position yourself where the light from the crack of the door would hit 1/2 of your face. Wait for someone to come in and say
"I've been expecting you"
3. Go to a common meeting place ground on a day such as Valentines or New Year. Approach a folorn looking girl, preferably looking at her watch and say solemnly,
"He's not coming"
4.Go to Mac's and ask for a free meal and wait for the cashier to say, "Do you seriously expect ...." and say,
"No, Mr.(NAME TAG), I expect you to die"
5.Go to all those suitless peeps and shout "SUIT UP!" (or if you are in a Batsuit, "I'm Batman")
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for death, penile malfunction, Aids or possible superpowers from following the above instructions. YOUR SUIT WAS SIMPLY NOT AWESOME ENOUGH!
Monday, December 21, 2009
Screw you, Editing Room, I'm writing my abridged script 1st
But 1st - the boring review that I need to get out of my system
Every year we need at least one mind-blowing film to remind us of the magic that is cinema. While this year had its share of well-crafted films, none of them rly had that "epic" flavour to them, that element that screams "WATCH ME AGAIN". Then again, ever since LOTR, most films that held the promise of "epic" could only use it to describe the extent of their trainwreck. Last yr most epic film was like Wall-E (Batman was super awesome bt simply not elicit that "wow") and this year Pixar's UP almost held that title. I had thought that maybe now that I was older, I could not be so easily amazed till I saw AVATAR.
I entered the IMAX theatre with high expectations that awaited dissapointment but the moment the movie ended, I had the strongest urge to watch it again right away. And it was not becuz there were aliens fucking. The whole movie experience justified the decade that was devoted to planning and filming this epic. Watching this film would be probably be like watching "A new hope" in the 70s. It engages all your senses as Cameron uses the same 3-act story-telling technique employed in Titanic. The plot and dislogue were pretty cliche but then again, the greatest films in history were comprised of cliches (star wars, casablanca etc). While the whole film was basically "dances with wolves" with smurfs in space, it was the best piece of space opera since star wars.
Like star wars, the plotholes were big enough for deathstars or in this case, giant dinobirds to fly through ( I cannot emphasize how much the cheesisness of plot does not hurt but enhances the enjoyment of the film). It is almost funny how the king of the world seems to take his vision little too seriously and I probably should make fun of this film a little.
Prologue: Yr 2154. All other races other than caucasions are either not interested in making tonnes of money off alien worlds or killed themselves in a mass-sucide pact. Humans have developed inter-galatic travel and despite being ravaged by war, the only weapon adavancement seems to be the obviously pratical mecha suit that for inexplicable reasons holds an separate gun and resembles the one used in the film "aliens".
Cameron: Still less ridiculous than laser swords.
Lucas: They are called lightsabers
Jake: Anyways, I'm a disabled ex-marine that is also a walking motivational poster. The avatar program is a fucking huge investment and the investors have made the rational decision to restore my legs after the program so that I have zero time to adjust to being ambulatory.
Giovanni Ribisi: You will be in an navi body to negotiate a deal with the the natives so they will leave and we can mine the crap out of their village. We can't understand why they wil not accept our gifts of roads and English education. Its like a century of imperialism has taught me nothing.
-Enter Corporal Lyle, a man so ostensibly masculine that he must have a small penis.-
Corporal: Jake, you will be spy for by gaining the trust of the natives so we wipe the floor with their blue asses.
Jake in avatar body: hell yeah, I can run again. I shall now display my strong sprit by disregarding all safety procedures and start running madly.
Dr. Grace: What a hotshot loose cannon. Lets bring him along for our missions from now on. Nothing bad can happen.
-Something bad happens-
Jake: Fuck
Navi Princess Neytiri sees Jake and decides to kill him but then changes her mind and saves him from a pack of wolves.
Neytiri: Wow, all those jellyfish seeds are attracted to you. You must be chosen by Eywa
Jake: Eywhat?! (No, this pun was not used but it totally should have been)
Plot exposition though scientist: Eywa is a force that ensures balance on Pandora. Its like..
Lucas: THE FORCE?!
James: NO.! Its a goddess formed by "special bio-chemical reactions"
Lucas: kind of like MIDCHLORIANS?!
James: 3 words ---JAR JAR BINKS
Lucas: At least I expressed my freudian obession with humanoid aliens in sequels!
-Neytiri is instructed to inculcate Jake Navi with culture and teaches Jake how to bond with animals in an overtly sexual manner. Logically, they fall in love and enagage in disturbing sex for 5 seconds after Jake passes the whole initiation process. This 5 seconds would now be feature in wet dreams of furries worldwide and be fodder for numerous blue films spinoffs ( GEDDIT? BLUE FILMS? NO? I"M TYPING IN CAPS?)-
James: I am not a furry
Audience: Right...
The next morning , bulldozers come to clear the village. Jake fights bulldozer and wins.
Jake: You guys must evacuate or be xterminated. It was my mission to tell you guys to leave
Neytiri: I trusted you. Booohoo
The Navi do not listen and attack the the metal gunships with bows and arrows. They get blown up. Jake survives.
James: Look at all these violence and exploitation. I am an awesome social commentator.
Jack: I must gain back the Navi's trust. They seem to adore extreme feats of stupidity.
Jack attacks a huge-ass dragon in the sky and bonds with it. This impresses the Navi and Jake rallies the Navi to fight back.
Jake: They have sent us a message, that they can take our land. But they will never take our freedom. SO we'll send them a message, that THIS, this IS SPARTA!!!
Corporal Lyle: We will fight terror with terror.
James: Now I'm commenting on the war on terroism
Audience: Just get to the explosions already!
-A CGI budget enough to feed all the children in an African nation is spent on the epic battle in a movie that preaches peace and harmony.-
Michelle rodigrez: To show that only human males are jackasses, I have decided to paint my GUNSHIP in tribal colours and join the Navi
Lyle: Fucking bitch. This is why women should not be allowed in the army
Jake: Thats really nice, but would it not be more effective if you just blend in with the human army and sneak attack the mothership?!
Michelle rodigrez: Meh...
-She gets blown up-
Human pilots: Why are we not using missiles? How the fuck are bows and arrows that failed just minutes ago now working against us? Why are we missing that dragon that is larger than a floating mountain? Why are the mountains even floating?!
Mountain: Physics is my bitch
- The Navi win a bit. Then they lose. Then they win again. Also, every creature on Pandora come screw the villians over like in a Disney movie -
The Human army: Fuck this, next time we attack a planet, we build a fucking DEATHSTAR.
Jake: FREEDOM!
- END-
But really, I thought this was the best film of the decade.
Also, JAMES HOWARD NEWTON!!!!!
Every year we need at least one mind-blowing film to remind us of the magic that is cinema. While this year had its share of well-crafted films, none of them rly had that "epic" flavour to them, that element that screams "WATCH ME AGAIN". Then again, ever since LOTR, most films that held the promise of "epic" could only use it to describe the extent of their trainwreck. Last yr most epic film was like Wall-E (Batman was super awesome bt simply not elicit that "wow") and this year Pixar's UP almost held that title. I had thought that maybe now that I was older, I could not be so easily amazed till I saw AVATAR.
I entered the IMAX theatre with high expectations that awaited dissapointment but the moment the movie ended, I had the strongest urge to watch it again right away. And it was not becuz there were aliens fucking. The whole movie experience justified the decade that was devoted to planning and filming this epic. Watching this film would be probably be like watching "A new hope" in the 70s. It engages all your senses as Cameron uses the same 3-act story-telling technique employed in Titanic. The plot and dislogue were pretty cliche but then again, the greatest films in history were comprised of cliches (star wars, casablanca etc). While the whole film was basically "dances with wolves" with smurfs in space, it was the best piece of space opera since star wars.
Like star wars, the plotholes were big enough for deathstars or in this case, giant dinobirds to fly through ( I cannot emphasize how much the cheesisness of plot does not hurt but enhances the enjoyment of the film). It is almost funny how the king of the world seems to take his vision little too seriously and I probably should make fun of this film a little.
Prologue: Yr 2154. All other races other than caucasions are either not interested in making tonnes of money off alien worlds or killed themselves in a mass-sucide pact. Humans have developed inter-galatic travel and despite being ravaged by war, the only weapon adavancement seems to be the obviously pratical mecha suit that for inexplicable reasons holds an separate gun and resembles the one used in the film "aliens".
Cameron: Still less ridiculous than laser swords.
Lucas: They are called lightsabers
Jake: Anyways, I'm a disabled ex-marine that is also a walking motivational poster. The avatar program is a fucking huge investment and the investors have made the rational decision to restore my legs after the program so that I have zero time to adjust to being ambulatory.
Giovanni Ribisi: You will be in an navi body to negotiate a deal with the the natives so they will leave and we can mine the crap out of their village. We can't understand why they wil not accept our gifts of roads and English education. Its like a century of imperialism has taught me nothing.
-Enter Corporal Lyle, a man so ostensibly masculine that he must have a small penis.-
Corporal: Jake, you will be spy for by gaining the trust of the natives so we wipe the floor with their blue asses.
Jake in avatar body: hell yeah, I can run again. I shall now display my strong sprit by disregarding all safety procedures and start running madly.
Dr. Grace: What a hotshot loose cannon. Lets bring him along for our missions from now on. Nothing bad can happen.
-Something bad happens-
Jake: Fuck
Navi Princess Neytiri sees Jake and decides to kill him but then changes her mind and saves him from a pack of wolves.
Neytiri: Wow, all those jellyfish seeds are attracted to you. You must be chosen by Eywa
Jake: Eywhat?! (No, this pun was not used but it totally should have been)
Plot exposition though scientist: Eywa is a force that ensures balance on Pandora. Its like..
Lucas: THE FORCE?!
James: NO.! Its a goddess formed by "special bio-chemical reactions"
Lucas: kind of like MIDCHLORIANS?!
James: 3 words ---JAR JAR BINKS
Lucas: At least I expressed my freudian obession with humanoid aliens in sequels!
-Neytiri is instructed to inculcate Jake Navi with culture and teaches Jake how to bond with animals in an overtly sexual manner. Logically, they fall in love and enagage in disturbing sex for 5 seconds after Jake passes the whole initiation process. This 5 seconds would now be feature in wet dreams of furries worldwide and be fodder for numerous blue films spinoffs ( GEDDIT? BLUE FILMS? NO? I"M TYPING IN CAPS?)-
James: I am not a furry
Audience: Right...
The next morning , bulldozers come to clear the village. Jake fights bulldozer and wins.
Jake: You guys must evacuate or be xterminated. It was my mission to tell you guys to leave
Neytiri: I trusted you. Booohoo
The Navi do not listen and attack the the metal gunships with bows and arrows. They get blown up. Jake survives.
James: Look at all these violence and exploitation. I am an awesome social commentator.
Jack: I must gain back the Navi's trust. They seem to adore extreme feats of stupidity.
Jack attacks a huge-ass dragon in the sky and bonds with it. This impresses the Navi and Jake rallies the Navi to fight back.
Jake: They have sent us a message, that they can take our land. But they will never take our freedom. SO we'll send them a message, that THIS, this IS SPARTA!!!
Corporal Lyle: We will fight terror with terror.
James: Now I'm commenting on the war on terroism
Audience: Just get to the explosions already!
-A CGI budget enough to feed all the children in an African nation is spent on the epic battle in a movie that preaches peace and harmony.-
Michelle rodigrez: To show that only human males are jackasses, I have decided to paint my GUNSHIP in tribal colours and join the Navi
Lyle: Fucking bitch. This is why women should not be allowed in the army
Jake: Thats really nice, but would it not be more effective if you just blend in with the human army and sneak attack the mothership?!
Michelle rodigrez: Meh...
-She gets blown up-
Human pilots: Why are we not using missiles? How the fuck are bows and arrows that failed just minutes ago now working against us? Why are we missing that dragon that is larger than a floating mountain? Why are the mountains even floating?!
Mountain: Physics is my bitch
- The Navi win a bit. Then they lose. Then they win again. Also, every creature on Pandora come screw the villians over like in a Disney movie -
The Human army: Fuck this, next time we attack a planet, we build a fucking DEATHSTAR.
Jake: FREEDOM!
- END-
But really, I thought this was the best film of the decade.
Also, JAMES HOWARD NEWTON!!!!!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Either he gets an A or expelled
Well, my brother had to write a poem for some holiday assignment about colours, and I agreed to write it if he buys the takaways for the rest of the hols. He was pretty adamant that it needed to rhyme.
The downpour dried up before it kissed the ground
And fashioned a bow for the sky
The purple-choked lips screamed like something drowned
Their silent smiles a white lie
You can line up all the still blue bodies in a crown
And soak it red as a pizza pie
My yellow smile would still mask the delightful frown
For it will never be enough!
Even if you dismembered all the pieces into the most vibrant mosaic
It will still lack that something black
Meh, he didn't like it, so I told him that he can do all the lines in their respective colours. It was pretty cute. LOLOLOL!
The downpour dried up before it kissed the ground
And fashioned a bow for the sky
The purple-choked lips screamed like something drowned
Their silent smiles a white lie
You can line up all the still blue bodies in a crown
And soak it red as a pizza pie
My yellow smile would still mask the delightful frown
For it will never be enough!
Even if you dismembered all the pieces into the most vibrant mosaic
It will still lack that something black
Meh, he didn't like it, so I told him that he can do all the lines in their respective colours. It was pretty cute. LOLOLOL!
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Maybe I need to buy new glasses
She was a silent smile
Carved from the silent moon
tranquil under the silent noon
Indulging in her own silent style
Till she opened her silent lips
To speak with a silent lisp
"I'm a terrestial stone"
In case you ask, No, it is not shaped as a phallic symbol.
Carved from the silent moon
tranquil under the silent noon
Indulging in her own silent style
Till she opened her silent lips
To speak with a silent lisp
"I'm a terrestial stone"
In case you ask, No, it is not shaped as a phallic symbol.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
From Foodaphilia to Zoophilia
The blue sky collapsed
Billowing red in his wake
Leaving shadows of an ancient watcher
Who bleeds
for the Man of Tomorrow?
Just finished reading the best comics ever( in my opinion). Sandman and the elseworld series were freaking awesome and deserved the name of "graphic novels". While Frankmiller or Alan Moore has yet to be truly indcuted into the hall of fame that hosts Mark Twain or Shakespeare, graphic novel possess all the hallmarks of great literature and they should be given the same recognition. How awesome would it be if for lit, we were doing Watchmen or better yet, BATMAN (no sexual charge intended with the word "doing"). I mean, their existence actually preceded the art of film so the excuse of "give it time" should not exist. Well, some pointed out that comics are essentially juvenile ( I blame Japanese manga) but that is freaking lame. I mean, for novels, there exists black sheep like "Twilight" and for movies, well... TWILIGHT!!!
Hmm, since we are on Twilight, if you were given a choice between hairless werewolves or food-fucking emo vampires, which would you do (this 1 is sexually charged). I guess only Bella Swan has to make that choice.
SO, where was I. Oh right, Kingdom come is awesome. KINGDOM CAME!
- END -
Billowing red in his wake
Leaving shadows of an ancient watcher
Who bleeds
for the Man of Tomorrow?
Just finished reading the best comics ever( in my opinion). Sandman and the elseworld series were freaking awesome and deserved the name of "graphic novels". While Frankmiller or Alan Moore has yet to be truly indcuted into the hall of fame that hosts Mark Twain or Shakespeare, graphic novel possess all the hallmarks of great literature and they should be given the same recognition. How awesome would it be if for lit, we were doing Watchmen or better yet, BATMAN (no sexual charge intended with the word "doing"). I mean, their existence actually preceded the art of film so the excuse of "give it time" should not exist. Well, some pointed out that comics are essentially juvenile ( I blame Japanese manga) but that is freaking lame. I mean, for novels, there exists black sheep like "Twilight" and for movies, well... TWILIGHT!!!
Hmm, since we are on Twilight, if you were given a choice between hairless werewolves or food-fucking emo vampires, which would you do (this 1 is sexually charged). I guess only Bella Swan has to make that choice.
SO, where was I. Oh right, Kingdom come is awesome. KINGDOM CAME!
- END -
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