Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Let Dicaprio put one in you :)

Ourselves concealed behind ourselves

We cherish and fear our inner chambers

Freely imprisoning our own wretched ghosts

Who gaze blankly

As we fall

rolling down an MC.Escher stairwell

Haunted by

Schrodinger's top

Frozen in perpetual motion

Careless to its whirl of de-&-inception

Leav-......



Note to self - write an abridged script to make fun of movie
How can you have memes as a theme and not have lolcats and rickrolls popping up randomly in the dreamscapes.

Friday, March 26, 2010

For the one with the green silver smile

Midas' silver smile

Half a eternity of pain
For a eternity of bliss
A devil’s deal it was
I made

Burning hemp wagon
Shackled to my neck
I chased the smoky dragons
Drifting, drifting
To the cloud kingdom

A puff of green smoke
Disappearing faster than she appeared
Leaving only the Cheshire smile
Leaving me hungry
Forever

What was I thinking?
I wasn’t -
Only hoping
Against hope
That half an eternity will come to pass

For eternity was in her smile
All I ever wanted
Was that eternity of bliss
For half a eternity of pain



Blocks are over, but the weight was never lifted. Well, at least I threw away the little rocks over it. Also, I realised our uniforms are flammable.

Max: A box of matches!
Benjy and zeyu: Light up our uniforms. THEY CANT BURN!
-They do burn-
Benjy and Zeyu: Who knew fire goes through cloth
Max: Everything...burns
- Batman comes in and punches Max out -

This would be better in xkcd format

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Look at all the pretty dashes

They are shapeless -
ly beautiful
Slip -
Ing through my fingers

The blood stain looks - out of place -
So I let it stay -
on like redhot lipstick on -
crumpled faces of -
your mother -

Fucker
Burn those photographs -
Deep -
Into my retinas



Alright, that released some of my stupid teenage angst. Now I wish for a fully black 3-piece suit. I mean, imagine your most awesome moment. Now imagine yourself in that moment with a perfect suit (If you were alrdy in a suit, imagine yourself in a batsuit).

Some things that will sound much cooler in a suit:

1. Go to any random alley and look for a shady meeting. Hide in the shadows and emerge right before they begin to disperse and say,
"Not before I get my cut!"

2. Go to a church at around midnight and position yourself where the light from the crack of the door would hit 1/2 of your face. Wait for someone to come in and say
"I've been expecting you"


3. Go to a common meeting place ground on a day such as Valentines or New Year. Approach a folorn looking girl, preferably looking at her watch and say solemnly,
"He's not coming"

4.Go to Mac's and ask for a free meal and wait for the cashier to say, "Do you seriously expect ...." and say,
"No, Mr.(NAME TAG), I expect you to die"

5.Go to all those suitless peeps and shout "SUIT UP!" (or if you are in a Batsuit, "I'm Batman")

Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for death, penile malfunction, Aids or possible superpowers from following the above instructions. YOUR SUIT WAS SIMPLY NOT AWESOME ENOUGH!