Its PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME!!!!!!!

Raindance

Plant the lifeless seed

In this frozen desert

Amidst the stampede of weed

And the tempest of dirt

Remember last summer

Before the tygers

We watch the sky soak in soft lavender

White angels dance against crimson embers

Now black devils ascend from fiery hell

Burning with thirst the Nile can’t quell

In their wake stalks sulphuric smells

And ashes whispering of the life they fell

Bring back the sparkling meanders

Or face the wrath of African dancers

“POUR WITH THE TEARS OF A THOUSAND HEAVENS”

I cried for the return of nature’s haven

The sky fissured as thunder rolled

As the fury of Oya took its toll

Hell gagged and gurgled from the flood

Vanished in a euphoric explosion of Grease and blood

When the storm began to mellow

Across the horizon burst forth a rainbow

The chestnut soldier rooted itself against the bridge of red blue and yellow

Branches stretched to resemble a holy cross

Rigid in the rubble of lichen and moss

I got this warm fuzzy feeling in my guts

And thought, “Oh God, I’m high on drugs”

Yeah, I got really bored during the 4th stanza and so decided to have some fun. So here it is in all its glory.

Teehee, Random Religious References

Looking through the twisted mind

Big Bang theory is great!

Sheldon: Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

And that just traumatized me, and got me thinking on Superheroes and the first thing that came to my mind after Superman was Wonderwoman :P

Well, supposedly, she’s impenetrable, and I mean, every single part of her is IMPENETRABLE!

So yeah, you see the problem (someone tell her mother she’s not getting any grandchildren). Well, so that’s why there was abrupt end to the Bats-wonder relationship in JLU. At least theres always the man of steel (SuPERMAN). So I guess the solution to when an unstoppable force meets an unbreakable object would be Super babies.

Speaking of which, Claire Bennet from Heroes would forever remain a technical virgin. (Mmmmm......)

Yeah, and then it hit me, the little mermaid! I mean, technically, Ariel was only promised legs….

I can already imagine the awkward scene.

Prince: Lets consummate our love

Ariel: With a kiss?

Prince: No… (Feels around) Holy Crap! WTF is this!

Ariel: Yeah, I’m gonna go lay some eggs now

Only Disney could be this short-sighted.

Highfive

Muhaha, I am actually posting, so like take that, blogspot, cos I'm taking up your space with nonsense. And I saw this super awesome cartoon today,.... on drugs, on cartoon network. It was probably quite old since it was shown in retro timeslot or some crap but it was definitely awesome. It was mainly like a bunch of cartoon characters trying to stop a boy trying to take drugs. How often do you get to see Bugs Bunny and Batman together?!

Though I doubt the effectiveness of the whole cartoon, cos it seemed that the message was, "Don't take drugs or all your favourite characters will magically appear for you". Yeah, I'm probably missing the point here.

Maybe it was supposed to be satire piece and the faggy boy probably already took some drugs and Yeah! I'm totally gonna try some of that!

Anyways, there were appearances of Johnny Bravo, Bugs. Daffy, TMNT and blah blah, you should totally see it. Speaking of TMNT, I bet the writers were on crack when they did that one.

Writer 1: Do you know what's cool

Writer 2: What

Writer 1: Radioactive poisoning, its like all the rage now, like all those guys who got poisoned and got like superpowers!

Writer 3: Yeah! Do you think maybe smoking all this crap will like poison us and turn us into Superman?

Writer 3: hahahaha...., I just threw some weed into your tank dude

Writer 1: You retarded fuck, they could get poisoned and..

Writer 2: turn into Super Turtles?! (sarcasm)

Writer 3: Ninjas! like little ninja turtles!

Writer 2: ....

Writer 1: hahaha, like their archenemy could be a samurai, cos samurai totally hate ninjas

Writer 2: yeah..., and maybe they would have a mouse for a teacher and we can eat piss for dinner

Writer 3: fucking awesome!

Yeah, and the teenage part was probably aimed to whitewash the minds of American teens ( like that would make any difference)