She was a silent smile
Carved from the silent moon
tranquil under the silent noon
Indulging in her own silent style
Till she opened her silent lips
To speak with a silent lisp
"I'm a terrestial stone"
In case you ask, No, it is not shaped as a phallic symbol.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
From Foodaphilia to Zoophilia
The blue sky collapsed
Billowing red in his wake
Leaving shadows of an ancient watcher
Who bleeds
for the Man of Tomorrow?
Just finished reading the best comics ever( in my opinion). Sandman and the elseworld series were freaking awesome and deserved the name of "graphic novels". While Frankmiller or Alan Moore has yet to be truly indcuted into the hall of fame that hosts Mark Twain or Shakespeare, graphic novel possess all the hallmarks of great literature and they should be given the same recognition. How awesome would it be if for lit, we were doing Watchmen or better yet, BATMAN (no sexual charge intended with the word "doing"). I mean, their existence actually preceded the art of film so the excuse of "give it time" should not exist. Well, some pointed out that comics are essentially juvenile ( I blame Japanese manga) but that is freaking lame. I mean, for novels, there exists black sheep like "Twilight" and for movies, well... TWILIGHT!!!
Hmm, since we are on Twilight, if you were given a choice between hairless werewolves or food-fucking emo vampires, which would you do (this 1 is sexually charged). I guess only Bella Swan has to make that choice.
SO, where was I. Oh right, Kingdom come is awesome. KINGDOM CAME!
- END -
Billowing red in his wake
Leaving shadows of an ancient watcher
Who bleeds
for the Man of Tomorrow?
Just finished reading the best comics ever( in my opinion). Sandman and the elseworld series were freaking awesome and deserved the name of "graphic novels". While Frankmiller or Alan Moore has yet to be truly indcuted into the hall of fame that hosts Mark Twain or Shakespeare, graphic novel possess all the hallmarks of great literature and they should be given the same recognition. How awesome would it be if for lit, we were doing Watchmen or better yet, BATMAN (no sexual charge intended with the word "doing"). I mean, their existence actually preceded the art of film so the excuse of "give it time" should not exist. Well, some pointed out that comics are essentially juvenile ( I blame Japanese manga) but that is freaking lame. I mean, for novels, there exists black sheep like "Twilight" and for movies, well... TWILIGHT!!!
Hmm, since we are on Twilight, if you were given a choice between hairless werewolves or food-fucking emo vampires, which would you do (this 1 is sexually charged). I guess only Bella Swan has to make that choice.
SO, where was I. Oh right, Kingdom come is awesome. KINGDOM CAME!
- END -
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Extreme philosophers spell connexions with an "x"
Promos are coming but now is the freaking holidays. So suck it, books.
- Some random thoughts I had -
Fade in
Batman and Robin stand in front of 1000 ninjas
Robin : This hardly seems fair...
Batman(smug) : yep. They don't stand a chance.
That will be an awesome scene if batman was directed by quentin tarantino.
- Weird observation of lasers-
we all know how lasers defy physics in movies but none of the lasers 2day are as mindblowing as those in 70s cartoons.
In those days, everything fired lasers. Dinosaurs had horns that fired laser, vampires fire lasers from their eyes and teeth, even lasers fire lasers. It was teh ultimate phallic symbol, unless fired from vaginas, then the writers must have been fairly confused. Travelling slower than human running speed, they always find a intrinsic homing system on indestructible character and weird shit happens
Typical scene:
Laser hit some Ironman
It bounces back, hits a chandelier, which falls and traps the villian, resulting in some twirling stars ( which looked like lasers)
Villian dressed in black or purple to denote his villiany or gayness: Why the fuck did that happen?!
Laser: Because I can!
Well, Hope to watch at least 1 good movie this holiday.
- Some random thoughts I had -
Fade in
Batman and Robin stand in front of 1000 ninjas
Robin : This hardly seems fair...
Batman(smug) : yep. They don't stand a chance.
That will be an awesome scene if batman was directed by quentin tarantino.
- Weird observation of lasers-
we all know how lasers defy physics in movies but none of the lasers 2day are as mindblowing as those in 70s cartoons.
In those days, everything fired lasers. Dinosaurs had horns that fired laser, vampires fire lasers from their eyes and teeth, even lasers fire lasers. It was teh ultimate phallic symbol, unless fired from vaginas, then the writers must have been fairly confused. Travelling slower than human running speed, they always find a intrinsic homing system on indestructible character and weird shit happens
Typical scene:
Laser hit some Ironman
It bounces back, hits a chandelier, which falls and traps the villian, resulting in some twirling stars ( which looked like lasers)
Villian dressed in black or purple to denote his villiany or gayness: Why the fuck did that happen?!
Laser: Because I can!
Well, Hope to watch at least 1 good movie this holiday.
Monday, August 3, 2009
The African Monkey strikes again
Wasn't Cullen's dad a doctor or something?
Doc: Edward, you have aids
Gay Cullen: WTF?!
Doc: Drinking blood from random animals is never a good idea.
Doc: Edward, you have aids
Gay Cullen: WTF?!
Doc: Drinking blood from random animals is never a good idea.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Sometimes I argue with myself and end up losing
I ran through the storm
to convince myself
That it was only raindrops
dripping from my lashes
I drank from the mud
To decieve myself
that the bitter bile
could be washed down with water
I wrote with magic markers
to believe
that in remembering
I will forget
to convince myself
That it was only raindrops
dripping from my lashes
I drank from the mud
To decieve myself
that the bitter bile
could be washed down with water
I wrote with magic markers
to believe
that in remembering
I will forget
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