Hmm, was browsing through Emmy-winning simpsons when I saw the best Pinky and the brain episode - Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special. It was just so amazing.
Directed by non other than Steven Spielberg himself who channelled his amazing powers from E.T and A.I into this special feature, it really made me wonder how the hell some1 like him could have made the CGI monkey shit that was "kingdom of the crystal Skull".
Oh yeh, heres one of my favourite convos from Pinky and the brain when I watched it as a kid.
(Brain) "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
(Pinky) Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim Brain.
(Brain) True.
(Pinky) I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
(Brain) To my knowledge, never.
(Pinky) Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
(Brain) Next to nil.
(Pinky) Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
(Brain) Therefore, you *are* pondering what I'm pondering.
(Pinky) Poit, I guess I am!
Friday, April 3, 2009
Clowns will be jokers, rats will be bats
Yeh, thinkquest in done. Teehee, now only left econs test, PI, KI lit review and cons project.
Well anyway, I had this really awesome dream last week, its was the best dream ever cos it featured Batman, and the not the exploding-shark-batman.
Well, I was aliens, yep, aliens,as in plural, fuzzy abouthow that really work out. Anyway, I had blasters and stuff and purple skin, and wore darth vader masks, which is freaking awesome. Then, suddenly, Batman punched me cos he is VIOLENT and BADADASS.
Then he totally dissapeared and then appeared, punched random mes and then disspeared. He then appeared and throw batwangs at me and then disspeared again.
Probably thought it was funny or something.
Somehow his ninja skills was so awesome he could basically hide from all the MEs even though he was a fuckin giant bat.
After he kicked more ass
Random me: why are you owning our ass
Batman : I am the goddamned Batman.
He could actually be seen when he said this so I shot him
ANd he deflected it with a Btawang and killed me.
Another ME: Batman doesn't kill!
Batman took off his mask and said: "Why so serious?". Guess who that was. Well, so the random MEs ran like idiots and then my dad woke me up.
The only way the dream could have been more awesome is that the Random MEs can tear off the our Darth Vader masks and become Batmans.
Well anyway, I had this really awesome dream last week, its was the best dream ever cos it featured Batman, and the not the exploding-shark-batman.
Well, I was aliens, yep, aliens,as in plural, fuzzy abouthow that really work out. Anyway, I had blasters and stuff and purple skin, and wore darth vader masks, which is freaking awesome. Then, suddenly, Batman punched me cos he is VIOLENT and BADADASS.
Then he totally dissapeared and then appeared, punched random mes and then disspeared. He then appeared and throw batwangs at me and then disspeared again.
Probably thought it was funny or something.
Somehow his ninja skills was so awesome he could basically hide from all the MEs even though he was a fuckin giant bat.
After he kicked more ass
Random me: why are you owning our ass
Batman : I am the goddamned Batman.
He could actually be seen when he said this so I shot him
ANd he deflected it with a Btawang and killed me.
Another ME: Batman doesn't kill!
Batman took off his mask and said: "Why so serious?". Guess who that was. Well, so the random MEs ran like idiots and then my dad woke me up.
The only way the dream could have been more awesome is that the Random MEs can tear off the our Darth Vader masks and become Batmans.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Why so sullen? Edward Cullen
Vampires are awesome
Vampires that do not drink blood are losers
Sparkling vampires that do not drink blood are gay losers
Spakling vampires that do not drink blood and fuck with their food ( Jim Levenstein from American Pie is not the only one insert their parts into random objects) are Edward Cullens
Enough said (or not)
the only thing worse than the characters in this poor excuse for toilet paper is her writing. I could imagine Meyer rupturing in organsm as she wrote about the "cold marble lips of the living Adonis".
For a good modern intepretation of vampire romance, I recommend Peeps by Scott Westerfield but the best is still "I am legend" (not the Will Smith version you saw in theatres)
Vampires that do not drink blood are losers
Sparkling vampires that do not drink blood are gay losers
Spakling vampires that do not drink blood and fuck with their food ( Jim Levenstein from American Pie is not the only one insert their parts into random objects) are Edward Cullens
Enough said (or not)
the only thing worse than the characters in this poor excuse for toilet paper is her writing. I could imagine Meyer rupturing in organsm as she wrote about the "cold marble lips of the living Adonis".
For a good modern intepretation of vampire romance, I recommend Peeps by Scott Westerfield but the best is still "I am legend" (not the Will Smith version you saw in theatres)
Saturday, February 21, 2009
WHAT TIME IS IT?!
Contrary to popular belief, tiger beer is not made with tiger penis, so I declare this poem time.
Blue bells of Valentines
Red lines of twine
My cupid has resigned
To a depressed rest
In the treasure chest
Locked below my breasts
You’ve hidden the only key
Among rose petals beneath your tree
That curves with your gleaming crescents
Beaming smiles for my constant anti-depressant
I hear the grave tolling of the blue bells
The melancholy and lonely its notes foretells
Trapping my heart in its musical cell
Guess I’ll play my forlorn tune
And linger in this gloomy cocoon
Hoping that full moons get faded soon
Neither is it Valentines but since life is absurd according to KI, I shall try to be as ridiculous
"I could not bear to see your heart broken, so I cracked your skull open"
that would make an awesome Joker quote. Teehee
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
And Edison sodomised a hen
My mom forced me to look through my brother's maths homework today. It was awful, like really shaowei-failing-maths awful.
Me: You are going to clean toilets at the rate your are going
Bro: Einstein was retarded when he was a kid
Me: WTF?!
Evidently, they learned that from their chinese text, which really disturbs me, then again its Singapore's screwed up education system. (The Lee spies will probably come to me with a pointy reckoning for this).
To clear this up, Einstein IS A FREAKING GENIUS, EVEN WHEN HE WAS A KID. HE WAS earning his math PHD when we were screwing around with trigo. The only thing retarded about him is his hair, so there.
BTW, I was also misguided into thinking that Benjamin Franklin discovered electricty when his kite conuducted a whole damn ligtning bolt to him. That is freaking stupid and untrue. Lightning fucking kills you. Period. I heard that the origins of this myth was a disney cartoon.
Well, I guess textbooks pretty much publishes anything that our gullible citizens believe to be true ( thank god for KI). When the Lee Danasty finally declares themselves to be dictators for life, the textbooks will probably say that MM Lee discovered SIngapore with his slaves, Raffles and David Marshall.
Me: You are going to clean toilets at the rate your are going
Bro: Einstein was retarded when he was a kid
Me: WTF?!
Evidently, they learned that from their chinese text, which really disturbs me, then again its Singapore's screwed up education system. (The Lee spies will probably come to me with a pointy reckoning for this).
To clear this up, Einstein IS A FREAKING GENIUS, EVEN WHEN HE WAS A KID. HE WAS earning his math PHD when we were screwing around with trigo. The only thing retarded about him is his hair, so there.
BTW, I was also misguided into thinking that Benjamin Franklin discovered electricty when his kite conuducted a whole damn ligtning bolt to him. That is freaking stupid and untrue. Lightning fucking kills you. Period. I heard that the origins of this myth was a disney cartoon.
Well, I guess textbooks pretty much publishes anything that our gullible citizens believe to be true ( thank god for KI). When the Lee Danasty finally declares themselves to be dictators for life, the textbooks will probably say that MM Lee discovered SIngapore with his slaves, Raffles and David Marshall.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Cheer Time!!!
Days of barbaric chanting has turned my brain to mush, but whatever crap I write can't be worse than Apollo's current cheer.
Why does this blows
Cos we Apollo
Pimps and Slut hoes
All from Apollo
Now the weeds grow
Over Apollo
Super shallow
Glowing Apollo
Why does this blows
Cos we Apollo
Pimps and Slut hoes
All from Apollo
Now the weeds grow
Over Apollo
Super shallow
Glowing Apollo
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Terrifying stupidity
A Modest Proposal
Lets go defame all intellactual property we are too dumb to understand!
Well, and that was an example of a short satire.
WHAT do you mean that wasn't an irony piece? The title is the very fundamentals that satire is built upon. Sheesh, you guys should learn to judge stuff by its cover...
Well, now that I'm busy and can play dota, i really shouldn't be posting, but well I simply to release the indignation that had been ignited by a review I just read. Well, it kind of reminded me of how awesome Terror Island was as a webcomic and how crestfallen I was when it ended. Anyways, I stumbled on this piece of crap (http://webcomicssobad.blogspot.com/2007/11/terror-island.html) while searching for new productions of the authors. The ignorance this retard had displayed simply shows why shitty senseless comdies like drawn together can actually get millions of viewers, matching that of the stellar and brillantly written 30 rock. Well, his stupidity and inability to undertstand some of the jokes is comprehensible but his critism simply displayed such naivety and Oh god! what a boring review it was. Well, that was my review of someone else's review of a webcomic.
Support Terror Island! Support non-profit Innovation!
P.S terror island is a photocomic that stars philosophical chess pieces, not that godawful movie of the same name.
Lets go defame all intellactual property we are too dumb to understand!
Well, and that was an example of a short satire.
WHAT do you mean that wasn't an irony piece? The title is the very fundamentals that satire is built upon. Sheesh, you guys should learn to judge stuff by its cover...
Well, now that I'm busy and can play dota, i really shouldn't be posting, but well I simply to release the indignation that had been ignited by a review I just read. Well, it kind of reminded me of how awesome Terror Island was as a webcomic and how crestfallen I was when it ended. Anyways, I stumbled on this piece of crap (http://webcomicssobad.blogspot.com/2007/11/terror-island.html) while searching for new productions of the authors. The ignorance this retard had displayed simply shows why shitty senseless comdies like drawn together can actually get millions of viewers, matching that of the stellar and brillantly written 30 rock. Well, his stupidity and inability to undertstand some of the jokes is comprehensible but his critism simply displayed such naivety and Oh god! what a boring review it was. Well, that was my review of someone else's review of a webcomic.
Support Terror Island! Support non-profit Innovation!
P.S terror island is a photocomic that stars philosophical chess pieces, not that godawful movie of the same name.
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